The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a-a-a-a-a-amazzzing! It's perfect for when you want everything done for... or to you! It's quiet and does everything for you, to you (unlike some significant others... right??) Just lay on your comfortable bed, choose your preferred Satisfyer Pro 2 setting, have it go, and voila! Pleasured. On a more serious note, the Satisfyer Pro 2's all about "touch-free clit stimulation", which simply means it's all about skillful air pressure whirling, pulsating, and sucking... without touching (believe it!) your clitoris.
Imagine being grimey and tired after that long day at work and commute so you're just looking for that relaxing shower when you get home. Y'know what'll really relax you? This friggin' machine! Its pulsing sensations mimic the most skilled sucking, well-controlled sucking, special someone you have had... or have yet to have!
Although if you're like the rest of us normal, non-zillionaire, folk, bath probably means standing up and if that's the case, we recommend having a stool or some place to sit.... or don't. Though when you do pass out from pleasure, please do let us know your hospital details. So we, along with the rest of the people in your life, can laugh at your shenanigans.