This Satisfyer product has a 2 year warranty, woooooo!
"Does Satisfyer have an app-controlled masturbator for men? Would also be nice if it's long-distance" - We're glad to tell you that you're literally on the product page of what you're looking for! The Satisfyer Power Masturbator not only boasts of a ribbed sleeve with vibrator that is pinpointed to stimulate the glans as it deeply rumbles to the entire penis. It also has unlimited vibrations you can customize in the free Satisfyer Connect app.
The quote: "the power is in your hands" was probably made for the Satisfyer Power Masturbator seeing how it could be controlled no matter where you are in your app. It's absolutely waterproof that you get to play with it anywhere, anytime that's wet and you won't need any batteries - just a USB adapter so you could use the included magnetic USB cable.
Its gentle to intense range of vibes makes it a vibe that could adjust whichever mood you're into! (Safe to assume that it's a vibe for every kind of guy)
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