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LoveToy Pleasure Brew Blonde Ale

No, this isn't a liquid beer. But! The LoveToy Pleasure Brew Blonde Ale is the sort of brew that is ideally enjoyed when you're in your "birthday suit" to keep you company in a night of pleasure *wink wink*

Yes, you're not hallucinating, the LoveToy Pleasure Brew Blonde Ale is a masturbator under the guise of a canned beer with skin-soft sleeve containing tunnels of ridges, bumps, and nubs. This Blonde Ale feels so delicious, once your dong is sliding in-and-out, it's as if the sleeve is sucking you in to get drunk by the tightness of its walls. (No kidding, the masturbator has a switch at the base of its case to adjust the air pressure meant to add-on or lessen suction in every pump).

In case you're worrying if the sleeve is attached to the case, don't sweat it! you can remove the LoveToy Pleasure Brew Blonde Ale's pussy part for cleaning after you're done enjoying the brew!

  • Brand: LoveToy
  • Lady Orifice
  • Adjustable tightness by pushing the tab at the bottom of the case to increase or decrease air pressure
  • Material: phthalate-free and latex-free TPE
  • Dimensions: 2.9 in x 2.9 in x 7.7 in
  • Weight: 489 grams
  • Reusable: yes

Make your after-work sessions a lot easier and convenient with a masturbator. Let toys from well-known brands like Svakom, LovenseTenga, and Fun Factory give you the most satisfying orgasm. Each masturbator is designed to give you different sensations, allowing you to choose the kind of pleasure you’re seeking. Slide in and out as fast as you slide into your crush’s DMs, which we are hoping is pretty quick.

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