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Nowadays, everything's fast paced and as such, there are times we just have to do things on-the-go. No time to eat? Pack a lunch! Lacking sleep? Nap on the commute! No time to go to the mall? Head on over to www.shopilya.com! Can't find the opportunity to give yourself that lovin' you oh-so-need? Pack a Pocket Tenga! It's compact while including a pack of lube and even disposes itself in a tidy manner. Oh, worried that it might be too small? Well, it can cover the entirety of a 500ml bottle, so how 'bout that?
The Click Ball has little circles/nubs on the inside as a design, so imagine having tentacles wrap around your ding-a-ling-a-long and that's it (we bet we're triggering your Japanese cartoon fetish)! But seriously, just look at the pattern - it's simply pleasure in your pocket! (just like your manly, manly, calloused hands - callouses masturbating you)