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Soooooo, here it is! The Satisfyer Pro Traveler!
It's what you've all been asking for - pleasure on-the-go, pocket pleasure, pleasure on-demand, pleasure anytime, pleasure all-the-time, pleasure, pleasure! No more the need to lug around with you the bigger Satisfyer Pro 2 since you can now go about your day knowing that at a moments notice, you can grab your handy dandy buddy and satisfy away!
Much like it's bigger sibling, the Satisfyer Traveler is all about "touch free clit-stimulation", which simply means magnificently designed air pressure whirling, pulsating, and sucking your clitoris... all without touching! Y'know what they say - have a need (and a want), and innovations happen!