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The Sliquid Naturals Sassy! Although a little behind (heh) in introductions, we're proud to share this water based personal lubricant that's non-staining, while being ultra easy to use and clean like all the other Sliquid products (pH balanced to be neutral, too!). Still blended to emulate your body's own lubrication butt unlike the others, this one has the added twist of being ultra thick for your special little hole!
Now, you'll have longer sessions without having to reapply to enjoy that intimate moment. Oh, and if it gets a bit dry, feel free to add water to reactivate the slickness of it all!